Wednesday, September 3, 2008

No strings attached.

Date:
Aug 11, 2008 10:02 AM

Subject: Hi

Body:
I am definitely not here to play u...I'm just being real.

U take care of me and I'll take care of u. No strings attached. a couple of hours a week...then u continue with whatever it is u do.



Awwww...how thoughtful! You're not here to "play me", and you thought you'd let me know what it is you plan to do with me, even though you have no idea who I am and we've never spoken before in our lives. It's like you're looking for a free hooker...those don't exist, yo! Well, they do, they're just called sluts. And, despite your wishful thinking, I am not a free hooker. I mean, even a sugar daddy offer sounds more appealing than this. Jeeeezus.

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