Thursday, June 18, 2009

ive only had one i want more

Jun 18, 2009 12:37 PM

Subject: can i fuck and

eat you out i love white girls and ive only had one i want more call me i live in the LA area my number is 323-508-XXXX my name is anthony.

I don't know Anthony, CAN you fuck? And to be honest, I don't know you; therefore do not give a crap what you want. This world isn't all about you and your sexual agenda, despite what your fucked up mind clearly thinks.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

u look lk like u like to hv a good time

Jun 9, 2009 9:54 AM

Subject: ur a cutie

wts up im lookin for a cutie who knows hw to have a good time, the less drama the better, anyways u look lk like u like to hv a good time, hit me up

Nt mch dde...I rlly lk gys who ovr-abbrvte. I can't even get further than that sentence without cringing...not only is it extremely annoying to read, it makes me think that you were trying to write as quickly as possible. God forbid you should include vowels to make your message even semi-coherent; nothing like a guy who says, "You know what? FUCK VOWELS."