tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10960026104744533282024-03-13T01:02:02.502-07:00can i have ur number?This blog is a compilation of ridiculous, pathetic, and hilarious messages I receive from lonely losers on MySpace...I've added my own commentary for your enjoyment.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger55125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-55192292521353753732009-06-18T12:40:00.000-07:002009-06-18T12:42:45.322-07:00ive only had one i want more<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jun 18, 2009 12:37 PM</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: can i fuck and</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">eat you out i love white girls and ive only had one i want more call me i live in the LA area my number is 323-508-XXXX my name is anthony. </span><br /><br /><br />I don't know Anthony, CAN you fuck? And to be honest, I don't know you; therefore do not give a crap what you want. This world isn't all about you and your sexual agenda, despite what your fucked up mind clearly thinks.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-105793002728344662009-06-10T08:14:00.000-07:002009-06-10T08:27:51.964-07:00u look lk like u like to hv a good time<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jun 9, 2009 9:54 AM</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: ur a cutie</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">wts up im lookin for a cutie who knows hw to have a good time, the less drama the better, anyways u look lk like u like to hv a good time, hit me up </span><br /><br /><br />Nt mch dde...I rlly lk gys who ovr-abbrvte. I can't even get further than that sentence without cringing...not only is it extremely annoying to read, it makes me think that you were trying to write as quickly as possible. God forbid you should include vowels to make your message even semi-coherent; nothing like a guy who says, "You know what? FUCK VOWELS."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-12289729739410482982009-05-18T15:35:00.000-07:002009-05-18T15:38:49.754-07:00I want to see more pics of ue feet<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">May 18, 2009 3:26 PM</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: be a cool cat.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">hey I want to see more pics of ue feet. How aboutit plz. Make my day. </span><br /><br /><br />As an amateur foot model, I charge $200.00 per photo. Each photo will only include one foot, and if you want my toes pedicured it will be an extra $75.00 per toe. Each foot is equipped with one tattoo, and if you'd like additional "foot jewelry", we can negotiate additional fees. Please visit http://www.myfeetarenotforyourjerkingoffpleasure.com/ for more information.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-30457558359461434362009-03-01T14:06:00.000-08:002009-03-01T14:07:46.637-08:00double quarter pounder with cheese<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Feb 27, 2009 4:46 PM</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject:/</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">whats up double quarter pounder with cheese </span><br /><br /><br />??????????????????????????Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-85538659151979556002009-02-11T13:50:00.001-08:002009-02-11T13:53:48.913-08:00U like drugs i d0 2<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Feb 10, 2009 2:42 PM</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: Hay</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">U like drugs i d0 2 nice l0l iam high </span><br /><br /><br />Umm...c0ngratUlati0nZ?<br /><br />See, the difference between you and me is that I don't turn into a complete babbling moron while high, although I don't think sobering up would help you much, unfortunately. Just because you like to blaze doesn't mean you have to be an illiterate loser; I find it somewhat refreshing when I meet someone who can hold down an intelligent conversation while we toke...it shows that you use marijuana for enhancement rather than to retard yourself. Slow it down, homeboy.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-6991772642986715022009-02-08T09:45:00.000-08:002009-02-08T09:53:58.240-08:00CAN I HAVE UR NUMBER<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Feb 8, 2009 6:46 AM</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: No Subject</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">HI I LIVE ON BEVERLY AND ATLANTIC CAN I HAVE UR NUMBER </span><br /><br /><br />Hmmm....considering you sent me the EXACT same message in August.......no. And I suggest you stop keeping a copy/paste message because you're bound to overlap and send the same girls messages more than once....Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-70241039641409514262009-01-30T13:16:00.000-08:002009-01-30T13:17:16.345-08:00pink bra?<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jan 26, 2009 6:11 PM</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject:No Subject</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">what's new?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">pink bra?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">like the new photos?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">bored?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">if ya are feel free to message back</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">if not bye </span><br /><br /><br />Bye.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-10753484921203139112009-01-20T20:55:00.000-08:002009-01-20T20:59:18.815-08:00do you hate fat hippies? [GUEST ENTRY]<span style="font-weight: bold;">- GUEST POST -</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Date: Jan 17, 2009 9:54 AM</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">do you hate fat hippies?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">or </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">like to eat watermelon?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">haha</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">eric </span><br /><br /><br />This is a message my friend got.<br /><br />First of all, if these are the two most important concerns in your life, then you have wayyyyyyy bigger problems, my friend. I take it you're from the south, considering your love of watermelon and distaste for hippies...especially fat ones. Those are the worst. I guess it's good that you know what you're looking for in a woman; make sure you put "must hate fat hippies" and "must like to eat watermelon" in your specifications when you join eHarmony.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-54825378668864795272009-01-12T08:22:00.000-08:002009-01-12T08:33:27.641-08:00CONTIGO SERIA FELIS<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jan 10, 2009 9:04 AM</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: No Subject</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body:</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dec 9, 2008 8:18 PM</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">DAMN MAMI CONTIGO SERIA FELIS</span><br /><br /><br /><br />Now, this is just odd. Why would you copy and paste the date from a message sent over a month ago?? I'm pretty sure it wasn't a message sent to me, which means you're doing nothing but sending the same message to all kinds of different girls over and over again. For those of you who don't speak Spanish, this translates to, "Damn mami, with you I would be happy." - or, more literally, "DAMN MAMI, WITH YOU I WOULD BE HAPPY". Although I'm not entirely sure why you sent me a message in Spanish; it must have been a bout of sheer luck that I know how to speak it.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-34021340275992250272008-12-19T20:40:00.000-08:002008-12-19T20:45:33.162-08:00I'm in the joint and would love to get mail.<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dec 19, 2008 8:31 PM</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: hi</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Right now I'm looking for pen pals. I'm in the joint and would love to get mail. I can email but it takes so long. You can send me a letter direct and I can answer it much faster. my address is:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jimmy Johnson # 6299XX</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">P.O. Box 9XXX</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">New Boston, TX 75570</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I hope to hear from you. Have a nice day!</span><br /><br /><br />The funniest part about this message is that it's one of the more pleasant and respectful messages I've received on Myspace; so gentlemen: if someone in PRISON can put together a coherent and intelligent sentence, so can you! You could learn a lesson from Jimmy...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-50729025005836817972008-12-18T12:03:00.000-08:002008-12-18T12:09:44.455-08:00do you swallow or what<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dec 18, 2008 12:02 PM</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: No Subject</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">i think your amazing... do you swallow or what... you should send me some nude, i think your hott.</span><br /><br /><br />If by "swallow", you mean "ignore nasty fuckin' dudes who send me disgusting messages on Myspace", then absolutely. I love how you tell me what I should do; obviously you, a complete stranger, know what's best for me. And apparently what's best for me is stripping down and taking naked pictures of myself...if I haven't done it for anyone else, why the HELL would I do it for you?? Just because you think I'm "hott" and "amazing"? This is just disgusting, I can't even continue.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-61392869675260231102008-12-15T14:51:00.000-08:002008-12-15T15:25:02.649-08:00XEXXY<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Dec 13, 2008 9:20 PM</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject:</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">XEXXY</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">HEY XEXXY WAT U UP 2 MAMI</span><br /><br /><br />Well, I'm just xatching xome xelevision....<br /><br /><br />*shakes head*Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-25654216906849392142008-11-20T08:35:00.000-08:002008-11-20T08:46:11.953-08:0010 inch's llol<span style="font-weight: bold;">hey babe,, what are you up too sexy, ready to meet a guy to wear you out sexy??</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">im 24</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">6ft</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">mixed</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">170lbs</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">inshape</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">very goodlooking</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">10 inch's llol</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">im not in to game playing so if we talk the reason is to meet or contact on ph babe,, i have and meet girls from off here.. im really looking forward to talking or meeting you babe =)</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Rockstar </span><br /><br /><br />Good. Lord. First of all, you don't even have enough balls to sign your real name or use a real picture, you used a picture of a shitty guitar and amp. Unless you string your face, I'm pretty sure that's not what you look like. For a guy who doesn't even post pictures of himself, you're pretty confident about your physical appearance, which would raise a red flag for any intelligent girl. The 10 inches thing? COME ON DUDE!!!!!! Seriously???? That's just....really really reallllllly sad. It's like you're trying to reassure me that you're attractive, yet you can't even show your face. And if you're trying to pick up a girl, the best way to do it is NOT to talk about the other girls you've creeped on. Just a little tip.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-38753240536791684632008-11-04T08:36:00.000-08:002008-11-04T08:40:46.906-08:00the stalker that walks awkward<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Oct 15, 2008 12:35 PM </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: Yo</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hey baby, they call me Boogie Nights, the stalker that walks awkward Stick figure, with a dick bigger than Mark Wahlberg.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">What's it take to get with you? </span><br /><br /><br />First of all, it takes more than a really bizarre and random message, and if this is good rhyming, I must be way out of the loop because not only does this message not even make sense, it barely rhymes or flows at all...I know you're not Run DMC or anything, but come on...there are resources out there for this kind of shit. Rhyming dictionaries, thesauruses, psychiatrists, you name it.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">P.S. Vote Obama.</span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-43331079245869281272008-10-28T20:12:00.000-07:002008-10-28T22:17:48.484-07:00I was a hugh "DEADHEAD"<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Oct 21, 2008 6:45 PM</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: Hey beautiful!!!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hey Erin,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Thanks for the add. I read most of ur profile and I can't believe ur music taste. It is like a carbon copy of mine!!! I was a hugh "DEADHEAD" in college. I toured for 4 years. And Avenged Sevenfold is also amazing. I love it!!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Anyway you are very cute and we actually have a lot in common. By the way, why do you feel unappreciated? Hit me up when u can.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Luv Ya,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mike </span><br /><br /><br />This message seems harmless enough, but unfortunately, you didn't inspect my profile enough. If you had, you'd have noticed that we literally have none of the same bands on our music lists...I'm not even a Grateful Dead fan! Where the hell did you pull this shit out of? I'm sure you were desperately trying to establish some common ground, but do your research please. And also, don't say "Luv Ya".Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-30794810481565362852008-10-22T09:22:00.000-07:002008-10-22T09:27:42.863-07:00board games<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Oct 15, 2008 12:43 PM </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: hi</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">u like Avenged Sevenfold </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Date: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Oct 16, 2008 3:56 PM </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: No Subject</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">do you like to play board games </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Date: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Oct 15, 2008 10:25 PM </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: Hey erin</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">When someone lives in hollywood how does it feel ?</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Date:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Oct 21, 2008 1:54 PM</span><br /> <br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Subject: hey</span><br /> <br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Body:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> you into casual sex with strangers </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Yes, not really, fuckin' awesome, and hell no, respectively.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-58005605288081138582008-10-19T11:43:00.001-07:002008-10-19T11:58:33.695-07:00i put on my ex girls gstring<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Oct 18, 2008 9:47 PM</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: No Subject</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">heyyy whatss up!! I think you are pretty much one of the cutest girls ive ever seen:) haha im seriousssss hahha. im kinda wasted right now and i put on my ex girls gstring bikkini and im wearing it now hahaha. i took a pic wanna see?? hahaha</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mike</span><br /><br /><br /><br />First of all, for the love of god, no. Second of all, this is what drunk scene kid typing looks like. Third, if this is your way of flirting, here's a tip: don't ever do this again. Your idea of fun is to get fucked up at home and put on g-strings? FYI, most girls aren't turned on by that. Maybe I'm not your type, if you get my drift...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-32071292783448749332008-10-13T16:32:00.000-07:002008-10-13T16:37:15.111-07:00so....<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Apr 28, 2008 10:20 AM</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: so....</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">u ready to have that lil body rocked?</span><br /><br /><br /><br />Yes. Yes I am. How did you know? It looks like you're the man for the job, right? Thank GOD someone came along, because I was really close to sticking an "I need my lil body rocked" ad in the personals, but now I don't have to! Hooray! God, I love a man who can read my mind.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-80117230046282097782008-10-10T16:22:00.000-07:002008-10-10T16:23:52.538-07:00r u rich?<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Oct 8, 2008 11:30 AM </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: hi</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">r u rich?</span><br /><br /><br /><br />I wish.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-67393111716460333422008-10-10T15:11:00.000-07:002008-10-10T15:16:42.999-07:00what colour are your toenails painted today<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sep 22, 2008 11:50 AM </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: No Subject</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">your beautiful!! what colour are your toenails painted today and do </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">you wear toe rings at all?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">w/b </span><br /><br /><br /><br />Woah, all the foot fetish freaks came out of the woodwork, didn't they? It's just really interesting that ALL you are interested in is how I accessorize my feet...<br /><br />And for the record, hot pink and yes, respectively.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-53853509363675096022008-10-08T12:18:00.000-07:002008-10-08T12:20:18.219-07:00can i have some<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Jul 24, 2008 3:18 PM </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: RE: hi</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body: </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">your sexy can i have some</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">----------------- Original Message -----------------</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">From: Erin Michelle</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Date: Jul 24, 2008 3:14 PM</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">My hot what? </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">----------------- Original Message -----------------</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">From: Anonymous</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Date: Jul 24, 2008 2:48 PM</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">whats going on ? your hot </span><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />You'll never get it.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-18628345585275440892008-10-03T10:18:00.000-07:002008-10-03T10:27:08.690-07:00Born to push you around<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sep 23, 2008 1:55 PM </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: Born to push you around</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Born to push you around</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">You better just stay down</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">You pull away</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">He hits the flesh</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">You hit the ground</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mouths so full of lies</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Tend to black your eyes</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Just keep them closed</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Keep praying</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Just keep waiting</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Waiting for the one</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The day that never comes</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">When you stand up and feel the warmth</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">but the sunshine never comes</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">No the sunshine never comes</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Push you cross that line</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Just stay down this time</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Hide in yourself</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Crawl in yourself</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">You'll have your time</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">God I'll make them pay</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Take it back one day</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I'll end this day</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I'll splatter color on this grave</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Waiting for the one</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The day that never comes</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">When you stand up and feel the warmth</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">but the sunshine never comes</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">No the sunshine never comes</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Love is a four letter word</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">And never spoken here</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Love is a four letter word</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Here in this prison</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I suffer this no longer</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I put it into</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">This I swear!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">This I swear!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">The sun will shine</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">This I swear!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">This I swear!</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">This I swear!</span><br /><br /><br />I don't like Metallica. And like, if you're going to send me song lyrics, you couldn't have chosen ones that made a little more sense? Since I don't know you, none of these lyrics are even applicable to the lack of relationship we have. You should have titled it, "Born to Delete This Message".Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-12588243327222912052008-10-01T15:18:00.000-07:002008-10-01T15:55:38.675-07:00I'LL HELP U PAY FOR GAS<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sep 23, 2008 12:07 PM </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: HEY GORGEOUS</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">HOW ARE YOU LONG TIME NO TALK I WOULD LOVE TO GET TO KNOW U BETTER GIVE ME A CALL MY NUMBER IS 760- 366- XXXX CALL ANYTIME I'LL HELP U PAY FOR GAS SO WE CAN KICK IT I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE U ON A DATE HIT ME UP XOXOXOXOXOXO</span><br /><br /><br />"Long time no talk"? I don't believe we've EVER talked...which probably explains the "I WOULD LOVE TO GET TO KNOW U BETTER". So you want to take me on a date, but I have to drive? And you'll chip in for gas? That just sounds kinda weird, to be honest. This whole message looks like you're shouting at me, first of all, and it's just a little hard to deceipher. Ahhhhh I don't know I can't look at it anymore.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-24089703628281506452008-09-30T17:41:00.000-07:002008-09-30T17:46:34.465-07:00want to help a student<span style="font-weight: bold;">Date: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sep 22, 2008 5:11 PM </span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Subject: No Subject</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Body: </span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">want to help a student by</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">acting in a short film</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">to night?</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">In L.A.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">dowtown </span><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Sketchy (n.):</span><br />1) Someone or something that just isn't right.<br />2) The feeling you get the morning after using a lot of drugs, most commonly associated with ecstasy.<br />3) Something unsafe.<br />4) Someone or something that gives off a bad feeling.<br /><br />I'm sure this message is more than innocent, but you've got to think about what you're asking. You're asking a young girl to meet you, a stranger, in downtown Los Angeles, at night? To "act in a short film"? I hope you found your starlet...probably in a back alley somewhere...Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1096002610474453328.post-46913952501467654022008-09-30T10:45:00.000-07:002008-09-30T10:52:04.056-07:00you're a mess but that's ok!<strong>Date:</strong><br /><strong>Aug 11, 2008 10:19 AM</strong><br /><br /><strong>Subject: hiss</strong><br /><br /><strong>Body:</strong><br /><strong>howdy hiya hey!</strong><br /><strong>First off, I like your style! you're a mess but that's ok! jk. I stumbled upon your profile and decided to waste mere minutes on this silly thing. At any rate, I am moving to the LA area for this new band w/ Rob from Anthrax and Roy from Stonesour and I'm looking to meet new people. I know this is totally hit or miss but I'm a gambling man. What can I say!? I actually think we may have much in common. Hit me back.</strong><br /><strong>hd</strong><br /><br /><br />Wow....you wanna pick up those names you just dropped? Not that impressive, unfortunately. And thanks for calling me a mess, I really appreciate it; that's exactly the first thing a girl wants to hear from a guy trying to hit on her. And dude, don't even lie and pretend you think Myspace is a "silly thing"...you must realize it is literally the only thing that might make people come to your new band's shows? The best networking tool in the entire world, the platform that has transformed promotion and taken it to a whole new level, the one thing that might give your band the slightest chance of making it, is a "silly thing"? You, good sir, need to get your priorities in order. Instead of wasting your time writing to random girls on this thing, why don't you start building a fanbase for your amazing new band with Rob from Anthrax and Roy from Stonesour. Hit me up when your album goes platinum....then we'll talk.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0