Mar 31, 2006 5:21 PM
Subject: No Subject
can u help me lose my virginity plz
Hmmm...I'm afraid I can't be of any help there, but if you go down to the corner of Santa Monica and Highland, there's a small donut shop next to the Subway on the northeast corner. Go inside, and ask for Madison LaRue. Don't be startled by her deep voice and manly physique. I mean hey, you wanted to lose your virginity; I guess now's not the time to be picky, eh? Oh, and there's probably no need for a condom; it probably won't protect you from whatever she's got anyway.