Thursday, November 20, 2008

10 inch's llol

hey babe,, what are you up too sexy, ready to meet a guy to wear you out sexy??

im 24
very goodlooking
10 inch's llol

im not in to game playing so if we talk the reason is to meet or contact on ph babe,, i have and meet girls from off here.. im really looking forward to talking or meeting you babe =)


Good. Lord. First of all, you don't even have enough balls to sign your real name or use a real picture, you used a picture of a shitty guitar and amp. Unless you string your face, I'm pretty sure that's not what you look like. For a guy who doesn't even post pictures of himself, you're pretty confident about your physical appearance, which would raise a red flag for any intelligent girl. The 10 inches thing? COME ON DUDE!!!!!! Seriously???? That's just....really really reallllllly sad. It's like you're trying to reassure me that you're attractive, yet you can't even show your face. And if you're trying to pick up a girl, the best way to do it is NOT to talk about the other girls you've creeped on. Just a little tip.

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

the stalker that walks awkward

Oct 15, 2008 12:35 PM

Subject: Yo

Hey baby, they call me Boogie Nights, the stalker that walks awkward Stick figure, with a dick bigger than Mark Wahlberg.
What's it take to get with you?

First of all, it takes more than a really bizarre and random message, and if this is good rhyming, I must be way out of the loop because not only does this message not even make sense, it barely rhymes or flows at all...I know you're not Run DMC or anything, but come on...there are resources out there for this kind of shit. Rhyming dictionaries, thesauruses, psychiatrists, you name it.

P.S. Vote Obama.