Wednesday, February 11, 2009

U like drugs i d0 2

Date:
Feb 10, 2009 2:42 PM

Subject: Hay

Body:
U like drugs i d0 2 nice l0l iam high


Umm...c0ngratUlati0nZ?

See, the difference between you and me is that I don't turn into a complete babbling moron while high, although I don't think sobering up would help you much, unfortunately. Just because you like to blaze doesn't mean you have to be an illiterate loser; I find it somewhat refreshing when I meet someone who can hold down an intelligent conversation while we toke...it shows that you use marijuana for enhancement rather than to retard yourself. Slow it down, homeboy.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

CAN I HAVE UR NUMBER

Date:
Feb 8, 2009 6:46 AM

Subject: No Subject

Body:
HI I LIVE ON BEVERLY AND ATLANTIC CAN I HAVE UR NUMBER


Hmmm....considering you sent me the EXACT same message in August.......no. And I suggest you stop keeping a copy/paste message because you're bound to overlap and send the same girls messages more than once....