the stalker that walks awkward

Date:
Oct 15, 2008 12:35 PM

Subject: Yo

Body:
Hey baby, they call me Boogie Nights, the stalker that walks awkward Stick figure, with a dick bigger than Mark Wahlberg.
What's it take to get with you?


First of all, it takes more than a really bizarre and random message, and if this is good rhyming, I must be way out of the loop because not only does this message not even make sense, it barely rhymes or flows at all...I know you're not Run DMC or anything, but come on...there are resources out there for this kind of shit. Rhyming dictionaries, thesauruses, psychiatrists, you name it.

P.S. Vote Obama.