Tuesday, January 20, 2009

do you hate fat hippies? [GUEST ENTRY]


Date: Jan 17, 2009 9:54 AM

do you hate fat hippies?


like to eat watermelon?



This is a message my friend got.

First of all, if these are the two most important concerns in your life, then you have wayyyyyyy bigger problems, my friend. I take it you're from the south, considering your love of watermelon and distaste for hippies...especially fat ones. Those are the worst. I guess it's good that you know what you're looking for in a woman; make sure you put "must hate fat hippies" and "must like to eat watermelon" in your specifications when you join eHarmony.

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