pink bra?

Date:
Jan 26, 2009 6:11 PM

Subject:No Subject

Body:
what's new?
pink bra?
like the new photos?
bored?
if ya are feel free to message back
if not bye


Bye.

do you hate fat hippies? [GUEST ENTRY]

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Date: Jan 17, 2009 9:54 AM


do you hate fat hippies?

or

like to eat watermelon?

haha

eric


This is a message my friend got.

First of all, if these are the two most important concerns in your life, then you have wayyyyyyy bigger problems, my friend. I take it you're from the south, considering your love of watermelon and distaste for hippies...especially fat ones. Those are the worst. I guess it's good that you know what you're looking for in a woman; make sure you put "must hate fat hippies" and "must like to eat watermelon" in your specifications when you join eHarmony.

CONTIGO SERIA FELIS

Date:
Jan 10, 2009 9:04 AM

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Dec 9, 2008 8:18 PM

DAMN MAMI CONTIGO SERIA FELIS



Now, this is just odd. Why would you copy and paste the date from a message sent over a month ago?? I'm pretty sure it wasn't a message sent to me, which means you're doing nothing but sending the same message to all kinds of different girls over and over again. For those of you who don't speak Spanish, this translates to, "Damn mami, with you I would be happy." - or, more literally, "DAMN MAMI, WITH YOU I WOULD BE HAPPY". Although I'm not entirely sure why you sent me a message in Spanish; it must have been a bout of sheer luck that I know how to speak it.