I'm in the joint and would love to get mail.

Date:
Dec 19, 2008 8:31 PM

Subject: hi

Body:
Right now I'm looking for pen pals. I'm in the joint and would love to get mail. I can email but it takes so long. You can send me a letter direct and I can answer it much faster. my address is:

Jimmy Johnson # 6299XX
P.O. Box 9XXX
New Boston, TX 75570

I hope to hear from you. Have a nice day!


The funniest part about this message is that it's one of the more pleasant and respectful messages I've received on Myspace; so gentlemen: if someone in PRISON can put together a coherent and intelligent sentence, so can you! You could learn a lesson from Jimmy...

do you swallow or what

Date:
Dec 18, 2008 12:02 PM

Subject: No Subject

Body:
i think your amazing... do you swallow or what... you should send me some nude, i think your hott.


If by "swallow", you mean "ignore nasty fuckin' dudes who send me disgusting messages on Myspace", then absolutely. I love how you tell me what I should do; obviously you, a complete stranger, know what's best for me. And apparently what's best for me is stripping down and taking naked pictures of myself...if I haven't done it for anyone else, why the HELL would I do it for you?? Just because you think I'm "hott" and "amazing"? This is just disgusting, I can't even continue.

XEXXY

Date:
Dec 13, 2008 9:20 PM

Subject:

XEXXY

Body:
HEY XEXXY WAT U UP 2 MAMI


Well, I'm just xatching xome xelevision....


*shakes head*