Date:
Jun 18, 2009 12:37 PM
Subject: can i fuck and
Body:
eat you out i love white girls and ive only had one i want more call me i live in the LA area my number is 323-508-XXXX my name is anthony.
I don't know Anthony, CAN you fuck? And to be honest, I don't know you; therefore do not give a crap what you want. This world isn't all about you and your sexual agenda, despite what your fucked up mind clearly thinks.
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
u look lk like u like to hv a good time
Date:
Jun 9, 2009 9:54 AM
Subject: ur a cutie
Body:
wts up im lookin for a cutie who knows hw to have a good time, the less drama the better, anyways u look lk like u like to hv a good time, hit me up
Nt mch dde...I rlly lk gys who ovr-abbrvte. I can't even get further than that sentence without cringing...not only is it extremely annoying to read, it makes me think that you were trying to write as quickly as possible. God forbid you should include vowels to make your message even semi-coherent; nothing like a guy who says, "You know what? FUCK VOWELS."
Jun 9, 2009 9:54 AM
Subject: ur a cutie
Body:
wts up im lookin for a cutie who knows hw to have a good time, the less drama the better, anyways u look lk like u like to hv a good time, hit me up
Nt mch dde...I rlly lk gys who ovr-abbrvte. I can't even get further than that sentence without cringing...not only is it extremely annoying to read, it makes me think that you were trying to write as quickly as possible. God forbid you should include vowels to make your message even semi-coherent; nothing like a guy who says, "You know what? FUCK VOWELS."
Monday, May 18, 2009
I want to see more pics of ue feet
Date:
May 18, 2009 3:26 PM
Subject: be a cool cat.
Body:
hey I want to see more pics of ue feet. How aboutit plz. Make my day.
As an amateur foot model, I charge $200.00 per photo. Each photo will only include one foot, and if you want my toes pedicured it will be an extra $75.00 per toe. Each foot is equipped with one tattoo, and if you'd like additional "foot jewelry", we can negotiate additional fees. Please visit http://www.myfeetarenotforyourjerkingoffpleasure.com/ for more information.
May 18, 2009 3:26 PM
Subject: be a cool cat.
Body:
hey I want to see more pics of ue feet. How aboutit plz. Make my day.
As an amateur foot model, I charge $200.00 per photo. Each photo will only include one foot, and if you want my toes pedicured it will be an extra $75.00 per toe. Each foot is equipped with one tattoo, and if you'd like additional "foot jewelry", we can negotiate additional fees. Please visit http://www.myfeetarenotforyourjerkingoffpleasure.com/ for more information.
Sunday, March 1, 2009
double quarter pounder with cheese
Date:
Feb 27, 2009 4:46 PM
Subject:/
Body:
whats up double quarter pounder with cheese
??????????????????????????
Feb 27, 2009 4:46 PM
Subject:/
Body:
whats up double quarter pounder with cheese
??????????????????????????
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
U like drugs i d0 2
Date:
Feb 10, 2009 2:42 PM
Subject: Hay
Body:
U like drugs i d0 2 nice l0l iam high
Umm...c0ngratUlati0nZ?
See, the difference between you and me is that I don't turn into a complete babbling moron while high, although I don't think sobering up would help you much, unfortunately. Just because you like to blaze doesn't mean you have to be an illiterate loser; I find it somewhat refreshing when I meet someone who can hold down an intelligent conversation while we toke...it shows that you use marijuana for enhancement rather than to retard yourself. Slow it down, homeboy.
Feb 10, 2009 2:42 PM
Subject: Hay
Body:
U like drugs i d0 2 nice l0l iam high
Umm...c0ngratUlati0nZ?
See, the difference between you and me is that I don't turn into a complete babbling moron while high, although I don't think sobering up would help you much, unfortunately. Just because you like to blaze doesn't mean you have to be an illiterate loser; I find it somewhat refreshing when I meet someone who can hold down an intelligent conversation while we toke...it shows that you use marijuana for enhancement rather than to retard yourself. Slow it down, homeboy.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
CAN I HAVE UR NUMBER
Date:
Feb 8, 2009 6:46 AM
Subject: No Subject
Body:
HI I LIVE ON BEVERLY AND ATLANTIC CAN I HAVE UR NUMBER
Hmmm....considering you sent me the EXACT same message in August.......no. And I suggest you stop keeping a copy/paste message because you're bound to overlap and send the same girls messages more than once....
Feb 8, 2009 6:46 AM
Subject: No Subject
Body:
HI I LIVE ON BEVERLY AND ATLANTIC CAN I HAVE UR NUMBER
Hmmm....considering you sent me the EXACT same message in August.......no. And I suggest you stop keeping a copy/paste message because you're bound to overlap and send the same girls messages more than once....
Friday, January 30, 2009
pink bra?
Date:
Jan 26, 2009 6:11 PM
Subject:No Subject
Body:
what's new?
pink bra?
like the new photos?
bored?
if ya are feel free to message back
if not bye
Bye.
Jan 26, 2009 6:11 PM
Subject:No Subject
Body:
what's new?
pink bra?
like the new photos?
bored?
if ya are feel free to message back
if not bye
Bye.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
do you hate fat hippies? [GUEST ENTRY]
- GUEST POST -
Date: Jan 17, 2009 9:54 AM
do you hate fat hippies?
or
like to eat watermelon?
haha
eric
This is a message my friend got.
First of all, if these are the two most important concerns in your life, then you have wayyyyyyy bigger problems, my friend. I take it you're from the south, considering your love of watermelon and distaste for hippies...especially fat ones. Those are the worst. I guess it's good that you know what you're looking for in a woman; make sure you put "must hate fat hippies" and "must like to eat watermelon" in your specifications when you join eHarmony.
Date: Jan 17, 2009 9:54 AM
do you hate fat hippies?
or
like to eat watermelon?
haha
eric
This is a message my friend got.
First of all, if these are the two most important concerns in your life, then you have wayyyyyyy bigger problems, my friend. I take it you're from the south, considering your love of watermelon and distaste for hippies...especially fat ones. Those are the worst. I guess it's good that you know what you're looking for in a woman; make sure you put "must hate fat hippies" and "must like to eat watermelon" in your specifications when you join eHarmony.
Monday, January 12, 2009
CONTIGO SERIA FELIS
Date:
Jan 10, 2009 9:04 AM
Subject: No Subject
Body:
Dec 9, 2008 8:18 PM
DAMN MAMI CONTIGO SERIA FELIS
Now, this is just odd. Why would you copy and paste the date from a message sent over a month ago?? I'm pretty sure it wasn't a message sent to me, which means you're doing nothing but sending the same message to all kinds of different girls over and over again. For those of you who don't speak Spanish, this translates to, "Damn mami, with you I would be happy." - or, more literally, "DAMN MAMI, WITH YOU I WOULD BE HAPPY". Although I'm not entirely sure why you sent me a message in Spanish; it must have been a bout of sheer luck that I know how to speak it.
Jan 10, 2009 9:04 AM
Subject: No Subject
Body:
Dec 9, 2008 8:18 PM
DAMN MAMI CONTIGO SERIA FELIS
Now, this is just odd. Why would you copy and paste the date from a message sent over a month ago?? I'm pretty sure it wasn't a message sent to me, which means you're doing nothing but sending the same message to all kinds of different girls over and over again. For those of you who don't speak Spanish, this translates to, "Damn mami, with you I would be happy." - or, more literally, "DAMN MAMI, WITH YOU I WOULD BE HAPPY". Although I'm not entirely sure why you sent me a message in Spanish; it must have been a bout of sheer luck that I know how to speak it.
Friday, December 19, 2008
I'm in the joint and would love to get mail.
Date:
Dec 19, 2008 8:31 PM
Subject: hi
Body:
Right now I'm looking for pen pals. I'm in the joint and would love to get mail. I can email but it takes so long. You can send me a letter direct and I can answer it much faster. my address is:
Jimmy Johnson # 6299XX
P.O. Box 9XXX
New Boston, TX 75570
I hope to hear from you. Have a nice day!
The funniest part about this message is that it's one of the more pleasant and respectful messages I've received on Myspace; so gentlemen: if someone in PRISON can put together a coherent and intelligent sentence, so can you! You could learn a lesson from Jimmy...
Dec 19, 2008 8:31 PM
Subject: hi
Body:
Right now I'm looking for pen pals. I'm in the joint and would love to get mail. I can email but it takes so long. You can send me a letter direct and I can answer it much faster. my address is:
Jimmy Johnson # 6299XX
P.O. Box 9XXX
New Boston, TX 75570
I hope to hear from you. Have a nice day!
The funniest part about this message is that it's one of the more pleasant and respectful messages I've received on Myspace; so gentlemen: if someone in PRISON can put together a coherent and intelligent sentence, so can you! You could learn a lesson from Jimmy...
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